Monday, May 4, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
This blog is being neglected. Naked and un-updated... this is me taking a stand.
The topic of this blog: MTV's newish show Tough Love.
Question: Where do I go to sign up to be a single dater?
What guy wouldn't want to go out with a bunch of emotionally unstable, definitely stripper, likely hooker, awkward, troubled, African princess, fame crazed, business obsessed, over the hill, want to marry you TODAY, not that pretty, my uncle raped me when I was 7, "fixer-uppers" ?
Kudos to these men. Everyone has their Everest.
I am thoroughly entertained by your trashy reality TV ways.
Next Up: Daisy of Love [the not good enough for Brett Michaels to cheat on his wife with, has stars tattooed on her jugular, EE cup sized, studded belt wearing rock and roll? groupie
Cheers,
Peter
Monday, September 15, 2008
Weed
It has come to my attention today that people who smoke weed often readily accuse strangers of also getting or being high. Today I was sitting in my Earth and Planetary Science class (a 2 unit class on Oceans for jocks who need to fulfill a requirement), and my friend and I get into a conversation about how cool it would be to be a professor minus all the grad school you'd have to go to. Summers off, 17 hour weeks, a little publishing here and there, and if all goes well in the long run, a job you cannot get fired from. My professor is a rather witty Asian man who actually keeps class semi-interesting and as he is flipping through the power pointpresentation, my friend says, " Ya I bet this guy gets high ALL the time!" Umm. Agree to disagree. I would bet against the fact that this 40 year old Asian professor has EVER gotten high... let alone that he, "gets high ALL the time." Not everyone smokes weed. Not everyone is high. In fact a very small percentage of people actually smoke weed on the regular. You smoke. That's cool and all... but it doesn't mean that everyone enjoys weed as much as you may. To make things clear I am not anti-smoking weed by any means. Just wonder if anyone shares my perception.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Introduction
First off, hello my name is Peter and I am a blogging virgin. A little about myself so that the two people (who both know me) who read this blog, know where I am coming from; I am a 19 year old college student, I go to school in Berkeley but am a Long Beach native. I have never had a real job, unless you count officiating intramural soccer games as being a real job. I have an opinion on everything, however I don't know much about anything. I intend on going to law school when and if I graduate because in my life, if I do not make a lot of money I will consider myself somewhat of a failure. I too am a millennial and also have severe entitlement issues. I am currently watching an olympics equestrian horse jumping event on Oxygen for the sheer purpose of hoping to see a nasty fall... I wonder if that makes me a bad person. I know the olympics are supposed to be a nobel event that unite the world, but to be honest I have never felt like more of a nationalist. Last night I watched what may have bee one of the coolest sporting events in my life time (ooo a horse just ate shit!.... he's ok I think. the rider is ok too) anyways, the mens swimming 400 relay. The French team when asked a question about their American competition replied with, "The Americans? We are going to smash them." As if we need any more reason to hate the French. We of course won in a an amazingly close fingertip finish by i believe 8/100 of a second. GO USA, I hope France loses every single event for the rest of the games. frogs. OK I'm rambling. This is fun. I'll try to blog oftenish.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Random Thought
If Paul Walker and Keanu Reeves had a baby it would be the most gorgy, lifeless, soulless, monotone person on the face of this planet...actually probably all the planets.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Team Cheerios Presents: Olympic-Watch 2008
I think I speak for the entire DMMLH team when I say the Olympics are the best thing since microwavable taquitos. We will watch almost anything to do with them. Our favorite BY FAR though, is women's gymnastics.
I think it stems from our jealously that our parents weren't over-zealous Romanian ex-gymnasts with a score to settle. Thus, sadly, our childhoods did not include nearly enough growth-stunting workouts with Béla Károlyi (clearly I cut and pasted that). Now we are about 19 years to late to start training so we live vicariously through Shawn Johnson and my new crush Alicia Sacramone.
Sigh.
Annnyways we spent about 6 hours watching the trials this weekend and I'm ready for more. I want to live and breathe the Olympics this year. I want to wake up in my Team USA nightshirt, eat my Team Cheerios (if they don't sell them again this year I will buy an old box on ebay and take my chances I swear) and watch Germans dominating in Field Handball all day. I'm going to try and not let work stop me from living my dream. You should too.
Alicia says "I have a perfectly normal neck size, thank you."
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